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From here :


It's interesting to see each other's balls. Mine's, one side is a little bit rougher than Ben Hilfenhaus.
Mitchell Johnson explains that Australia's bowlers have practiced different methods of shining the Duke balls used in England
Jun 15, 2009

( More of Foot-In-Mouth Disease XD )

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OMG just came across this ... XD ... 'revengeful some people (edited) viscously murdered someone (edited)' OMG XD XD

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'm very sick
Don't arsk


Oh well, lj user mahua_m sent me these
Rather funny



Welcoming sign - 'WELCOME FOR COMING'


Context unclear - 'PLEASE PUSH OUT FOR EXIST'


Context unclear - 'Building asks a smoked visitor in the outside smoking section that you cannot smoke in'


Beside a rather pretty pond - 'Take the child

Fall into water carefully' (There is no child anywhere near the sign. There's no one at all)


On a can - 'BOTTLED WATER'


Inside an elevator - 'PRESS UP TO GO UP

PRESS DOWN TO GO DOWN'


On a packet of food - 'HARSH BROWN'


Context unclear - 'Having Fun Prohibited'


Self explanatory ? - 'The free toilet paper please treasure the use'


Context unclear, but people are standing around the sign with slightly dazed expressions - 'BUMP THE HEAD CARE SULLY'


On a shelf of food - 'MEET PRODUCTS'


Context unclear - 'Be In Trouble. Please Call 110!'


Context unclear - 'Don't press the glass to get hurt'


Context unclear - 'Baby Changing Station

BEWARE OF PEOPLE'


On a shelf of books - 'SPORTS AND HOBBITS'


Context unclear - 'Please Keep chair on position & Keep table cleaned after dying.

Thanks for your corporation.'

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Quotes/Excerpts :

One member of the national team said he could take any amount of sledging from the Australians, including having his batting style likened to parts of a women's anatomy he never knew existed, but admitted that being called a "hairy petal" was getting to him.

It is believed that a core of the SA team have agreed to take on their own nickname. "Yeah, we've got like a secret group, like in Dead Poets Society, except without the dodgy poetry reading and literature stuff," said the player. "We call ourselves the 'Charlies' after one of our sponsors ... ... Clever, huh? Now we just need to win the last Test so we can be proper Charlies."

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Full article posted here

*Continues giggling*

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I really, really think RPattz has finally got a fan in me. Because he scared off a stalker, no less (original article here). And of course, I couldn’t resist taking the screenshot of the newspage XD Pattinson’s expression is absolutely priceless XD XD


( I did an incredulous double-take when I read this … )


( This recipe has had a curious history … )

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... such as - the 'Lulz', and 'Kawaii', And one of my all-time favourites - 'W'.


And while studying these things, it suddenly came to me --- the ultimate answer to the Sparkly-Vampire question - 'Just Why ?'

It's all because of the FenGirlZ who needed homes.

XD XD

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Ooo, Teh Twilight XD XD XD


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And it's been a while since I last had to eat my words. But HEE it doesn't feel bad at all :)


However, this was disgraceful behaviour by the man who threw the shoes. Absolutely disgusting !


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