InsaneJournal

Current mood:	amused
Entry tags:	crak, cricket

Hello Foot, Enter Mouth !
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From here :


It's interesting to see each other's balls. Mine's, one side is a little bit rougher than Ben Hilfenhaus.
Mitchell Johnson explains that Australia's bowlers have practiced different methods of shining the Duke balls used in England
Jun 15, 2009

Someone tell that chap what Not to say if he doesn’t want the listeners/readers dying of teh LulZ


I would like to bowl to him again. And I am sure he would like to call me pie-chucker.
Yuvraj Singh on the prospect of playing Kevin Pietersen again
Jun 13, 2009

What’s this ? Kiddies’ playground for 7-10 year olds ? I wish Doug Jardine had seen you lot, he’d have known exactly what to do with you *Irritated*


They're very fit and athletic and - they won't mind me saying this - they throw like blokes.
England women's assistant coach, Jack Birkenshaw, is eager for the crowds to see how much women's cricket has improved
Jun 10, 2009

Clearly, this one’s not been in the line of a thrown utensil that was still very hot from teh cooking. Yet. *Sigh*


In this form it is better to take it easy and have fun. It is like WWF.
Pakistan captain Younis Khan continues to campaign for fun in Twenty20
Jun 10, 2009

Ah, our Younis/us is someone who studies many forms of sport. I am so proud of him :)


I think rap music has a lot to do with it. It makes it sound cool not to conform, and to be violent
Andrew Flintoff, sounding suspiciously like a retired colonel from Tunbridge Wells, on the breakdown of British society
Jun 3, 2009

And he happily fanboys Ian Botham – possibly the looniest guy (who rarely conformed to anything, swore like … well – shall we say ‘Me in a medium temper’ ? - and who was a master of drunken bar room brawls) to have ever played cricket, too XD


The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts, and electrofulguration was done on May 12, 2009.
The Pakistan Cricket Board offer an advisory over Shoaib Akhtar's latest injury problem and, for once, offer rather too much information
May 21, 2009

TMI TMI OMG TMI EWW ! *Scrubs brain frantically*


Tell him, don't sleep with Chris on his mind. Tell him, get Chris off his mind."
Chris Gayle falls prey to the modern disease of cricket captains referring to themselves in the third person as he warns Andrew Strauss to mind his own business
May 13, 2009

Chris, honey, it’s not the done thing to out people like that. You should be subtler.

Uh … I forgot I’m adressing that to someone who plays cricket for a living *Headslap*

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