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Current mood:	stressed
Entry tags:	vogons etc.

Vogon poetry and all that
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I have some important comments to answer, and the way things are going rl, I don't know whether I'll get to them before the weekend



So here's some Vogon poetry (generated here) :

See, see the nuts sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, miaow do you
Wonder why the human ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel grumgly.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your nrupli facial growth
That looks like
A chicken.
What's more, it knows
Your work potting shed
Smells of bacteria.
Everything under the big nuts sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm open drainss.

Let me know whether reading this made you want to claw your eyeballs out. If it didn't, then the poetry generator is a complete failure :D

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